Unfunny Bastard Has Funny Website By Accident
Ah the stand up comedian. Isn’t he a card? Espescially the ones who are so shite that they have to perform for free on the streets. And the racist ones who’s jokes involve standing on a street corner going, “HEY EVERYONE! LOOK AT THAT FELLA OVER THERE IN HIS JACKET! DURRR DURRR DURRR!”. Like Dave McSavage.
Someone pointed me towards his website today, for no reason other than we both think he’s about as funny as AIDs, and to point out that his website has backfired on him somewhat, which means that he has inadvertently given us a laugh.
Have a look at it. It’s fucking shit. He begins on “page 1″ with a rant about how he doesn’t want to be asked to do any “corperate” (sic) gigs because they are full of people who “aren’t there to see the comedian but are there because they are told to be” or something – nothing you’d have to worry about Dave, no one’s ever told you to be anywhere, seeing as you’re such a tedious, annoying arsehole.
But even worse (for him) than the 1993 Commodore Amiga style layout and childlike grammar and syntax is the guestbook. Here’s a few comments, just so you don’t have to read them all yourselves (also, I’ve edited the spelling, because McSavage is mentally incapable of doing it himself):
“Dave McSavage is the worst comedian on the planet, but Karl Spain is a close second. He is shit, completely and utterly shit….a fat boring moron”
“You are a fucktard”
“Hi Dave I saw you in Roscommon arts center, and I thought you were boring..” (to which he responded with a snotty comment, which was, as usual, not funny).
“you’re fucking awful!”
“you’re about as funny as a miscarriage”
“Dave Dave Dave, you’ve been doing the same shite for years, give it a fuckin rest will ye.”
“Sad when Pat Kenny sounds more like the comedian in an interview”
And my personal favourite:
“I plan to borrow one of your classic jokes. It involves me throwing a bucket of piss over you as you try to do your business. I’ll try keep it warm so it’s not as uncomfortable as one of yer shite gigs.”
Why not leave a comment yourself? I know I did. See if you can guess which one!
The winner gets a prize.*
Hopefully next year he’ll turn his ‘Paki’ jokes into Muslim jokes and end up with a fatwah placed on his big, fat head.
*again, not really.
That prick called me a knacker on day in temple bar in front of a small crowd of tourists, jsut because I was wearing a tracksuit. Fucking retard couldn’t grasp the concept of me just being at football training, despite having a sports bag over my shoulder.
I told him to “piss off you useless cunt” and felt quite good about it. I got a bigger laugh.
Know your audience dave.
how dumb do you need to be to keep a guestbook going that is just full of people calling you a cunt?
the man is a gimp, a gimp who is suffering from a dose of self-obsession.
there’s nothing to say about his ‘comedy’ – opportunistic and puerile are the words that spring mind.
His appearance on LLS was one of the most cringe inducing pieces of television… ever.
I do wish he’d fuck off and do something useful like his father.
His father once went out with my Mother.. If things had of went differently, I could be his brother… Thank Jesus she fell for my Dad’s wholesome charms and chloroform
It must be awful to have to say that the BIG thing on your CV is acting as warm-up for the Late Late Show. He did it for years!
I also like the “about” page on his site that includes, for the most part, a screenshot of his Google search page, which involves numerous websites reporting on his hilarious Paki routine and his arrest for shouting “penis” on the streets of Edinburgh.
Is he proud of these achievements??!
I saw him once and he was funny enough but now he’s doing the same stuff over and over. Please change the recoed Dave!! Maybe I should have kept that comment for his guestbook.
I’d like to see him raped by a horse. That’d be fucking hilarious and I’d buy the DVD.
A comment from Twenty! I’ve made it!
omg.. good work, man