I’m going out with a girl I met on the street tomorrow. I haven’t done that in 5 years. (Not because I’m an ogre, but I was otherwise spoken for). She’s not homeless either. Well, I don’t think she is. I have to admit to being slightly gee-eyed at the time. So was she though, and she was lost.
Can’t wait to tell that story to the grandkids, wha?
So. What are women into these days? I presume it’s still talking about celebrities who I’ve never heard of and pretending to not like watching television or eating chocolate is it?
Thought so.
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You pulled a Christmas cracker? Nice one!
* Dismissively acknowledges the groans *
Although that first sentence does suggest clairvoyance! If so, I find that even more impressive!
I have a delorean
So long as its not your duaghter you met then!!!
OOh fabulous. You’ve got to write a postdate post.
women like flattery. and vodka.
well, i do anyway.
Red: I don’t want to turn into one of those blogs. However, it might be easier than thinking up new ways to ridicule Bertie Ahern or the bus service. . .
Jim: If my life pans out like Marty i’ll have no complaints
Rosie: a night on the vod it is so. gerdang gerdang..
ogre……don’t give me that other relationship deal……
I wouldn’t want you to change either, but a one off wouldn’t hurt…
Ply her with alcohol…it works on me on my dates.