
And so it came to pass that myself and someone I had met only 12 hours previously were in a minicab in London being driven past Buckingham Palace by some Nigerian fella at about 4am.
Somehow the conversation turned to a drink that is apparently popular in Nigeria that is supposed to give a man a bit of extra welly in the trouser department.
Guinness, ice cream, condensed milk, and carrots. “Keeps you going all night bruv, init” he told us..
Quite.
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Surely you remember that old ad - Sink the Black? It takes on a whole new meaning!
The whole thing sounds like a recipe for vomit.
what it gives in the trouser department the lord quite quickly takes away the next morning in the line of farts resembling a nuclear explosion at a rotten egg factory and an arse like the japanese flag…all bad things when it might come to impressing the young lady you appropriately drugged the night before…
I’ll try it and report back…….honest…..cause if a taximan said it, it must be true!
Thats the spirit Manuel, althbough I feel ben may be right..