Supersize Superbowl
One For The Road can exclusively reveal conclusive photographic proof that Mary Harney, Minister for Health, WAS actually at the Superbowl after all like the hilariously named blueshirt Alan Shatter has suggested.
Harney was in attendance with Kerry footballer and Mr. Universe 2008 contestant Colm Cooper.
Cooper’s bones are in that bucket.
I’m implying that Harney ate him you see.
She looks so miserable because they’re all out of meatball hoagies and 3 gallon buckets of sodie-pawp, which she was planning on eating between the 3rd and 4th quarter.
She ate Gooch?
It could be the Dubs year after all…
I’m just disappointed that some skilled photoshopper has yet to take this opportunity to illustrate Mary in a helmet and padding suggesting that she wasn’t AT the Superbowl, but she was a defensive block IN the Superbowl.
It’s times like these I wish my computing skills extended beyond typing.
I’d do her.
Remember the “REFRIGERATOR”. He played for the Chicago Bears or Bulls or something, weighted 22 stones and could do 100 metres in 10 secs.
Mary would’nt be as fast as him.
Bit of an easy target all the same oftr.
easy target indeed.