Bertie Ahern Fingers His Mother

Bertie Ahern Fingers His Mother

When asked today at the Mahon Tribunal where he came across the £7,000 that mysteriously appeared in his bank account / matress in May of 1994, the Taoiseach replied “I was gev it by me ma”.

His ma. What, to buy some fuckin sweets was it?! To go with his mates down the ‘baths’?

I personally know loads of Government Ministers who get gifts of £7,000 from elderly parents when they’re in their mid forties. And I also know that none of them ask where the parent in question got the money, or why they were giving it to them. Seriously. Happens all the time.

“I didn’t aks me ma wheyur she gorrih, and I can’t bleedin aks her now can’t I not cos she’s bleedin’ brown bread”, he added.

When asked about another £5,000 ”political donation. for his personal use”, he reckoned he got it off a businessman. Who’s also now conveniently dead.

He should be in fucking jail.

6 Comments

  1. Comment by Cupid Stunt on February 21, 2008 10:16 pm

    Thanks for the gorgeous mental image the title of this post gave me this morning.

  2. Comment by Bananinho on February 22, 2008 1:38 am

    It’s all downhill from a headline like that i’m afraid!

  3. Comment by Jackie Rustle on February 22, 2008 9:40 am

    Is that Katy French between Bertie and the Ma ?

  4. Comment by Doss Spot on February 22, 2008 11:55 am

    Let the record show that it was Berite who first mentioned his Ma in all this. Bear this in mind when he’s wailin’ that the ‘meejah are now after me poor dead ma’

  5. Comment by H on February 22, 2008 12:07 pm

    Berties’ brother supposedly said that their mother ‘would laugh’ about this if she were alive today. Bollocks she would, she’d be hoppin’ the arse and clippin’ the ear off Bertie as we speak.

    Let’s hope she haunts the cunt.

  6. Comment by Jackie's Da on February 22, 2008 2:20 pm

    At this stage Bertie has dragged his ex wife, his children, his mother, his brother, Celia Larkin, her relatives, NCB, Davy Stockbrokers, plasterers, publicans, various businessmen as well as his friend/non friend Patrick O Connor into the tribunal.
    Then he and his lawyers complain he is asked to explain money trails leading from a lot of these people.
    They must really love him.

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