Original Prankster

I have it on good authority that Bertie Ahern is such a massive cunt that when certain staff in the Taoiseach’s Office* in Leinster House are unfortunate enough to be taking a slash when Bertie walks in to the toilet, he does that old twelve year old’s trick of pushing their backs towards the wall [...]

Lumpy Gustard

Thats what a mate of mine said the other day when we were watching the rugby. It was really funny. You can now either skip to the end to see why this was so funny, or you can read about my Sunday morning and my thoughts on rugby, and then find out. I don’t give [...]

Oh No! How Will We Get Pissed Now?!

New measures to help combat hard working, tax paying, grown up and responsible Irish adults going out and enjoying themselves were announced by some fat prick minister today.
You see, all the problems in this country are down to 20 and 30 somethings getting wrecked at the weekends, having a bit of a dance, eating shit [...]

A Film What I Seen; Reviewed

Happy Go Lucky (Mike Leigh, 2008.)
Quite funny. Main character equal parts endearing and annoying. No tits in it.
7.234/10

What If They Want To Eat Our Braaaaaaains?

Imagine my joy when a lovely glossy, colourdey brochure dropped in my letterbox the other day. A message from the government! Oooh! It’s the thing they’ve been talking about on the telly! The National Emergency Plan! Huzzah!

…And Justice For All. Finally.

Metalica, RDS 2006.
Whiskey In The Jar.
Get it into ya.