Original Prankster

I have it on good authority that Bertie Ahern is such a massive cunt that when certain staff in the Taoiseach’s Office* in Leinster House are unfortunate enough to be taking a slash when Bertie walks in to the toilet, he does that old twelve year old’s trick of pushing their backs towards the wall so that they get piss all over their ‘trouders’ as the man himself might say.
Genius.
Perhaps this explains the Fianna Faillers over in Washington on Bertie’s final ‘jolly up’ as Taoiseach pulling fire alarms and getting the hotel evacuated in the middle of the night.
This won’t make the news of course, but believe it. It happened.
What a bunch of cunts.
Whatever way they want you to vote, vote no.
*let it be known that these people, like several of Bertie’s mystery benefactors brought up in the Mahon Tribunal, have died since telling me who they were. And I lost the bit of paper with their names on it.
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why were so many of them over with bertie?
why was donnie cassidy’s wig brought over to america to leave disgrace on our country’s wig industry?
That’s a good trick though in fairness.
Still if bertie did it to me I’d jam his face into a recently used unflushed toilet.
Typical. The prick goes to the murder capital of the US and doesn’t get whacked, despite a perfect opportunity outside d’hotel.
Was it just me or was he a definite shade of Oompah Loompah?
What? Wait a minute, you don’t like Bertie?
if you took away the suits from that picture, it’d look like a scene from killinascuddy or something.
The Irish make up industry will soon hit a recession me thinks.
By the way, I tagged you for a meme. Fun frivolity or annoying viral rubbish?
I reckon you’ll think the latter but you were one of the few that I hadn’t seen “done” yet.
blog aids Joe, blog aids.