A mish mash of related topics ending up with a monkey in a hat.
I used to read a lot of peoples blogs. Nowadays I don’t so much. I comment on them less. Thats not cos they’re shite though, far from it.
Nowadays I tend to spend all my free time on the internet looking up fucking MP3 forums trying to find a way to get my stupid brand new heap of shite Creative Cockmunch Vision M to actually work. I won’t go into it again, but basically, what Creative have conspired to do is both manufacture and market a music player that doesn’t work. Well ,that doesn’t work for anyone who doesn’t have at least a Master’s Degree in Computer Science.
Unfortunately for me I have a Master’s Degree in Film Studies. Which is totally redundant. In any walk of life.
I’ve also been posting less recently, mainly because I’ve been doing a line with some new victim sexpot and have actually been going out the odd evening during the week!
I’ve also been lucky that she hasn’t been around for the last 3 weekends so that means that I’ve been out Thursday, Friday and Saturday most weekends (except for last week when I went to the boozement on Wednesday to watch Liverpool crash and burn, Thursday for a few quiet ones, Friday, Saturday as usual and then Sunday as it was a bank holiday).
As a result of all of the above shite talk, coupled with the fact that I think the whole thing has gone stale somewhat as I approach my 1st Birthday as a sad pathetic internet cuntbag, I have noticed from my stats that you are all a bunch of fickle cunts who have stopped reading in your droves. Jesus wept. Have you no loyalty?
Maybe my apathy is infectious. Maybe what you really want is some sort of dancing monkey in a funny hat.
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That’s exactly what I want, how did you guess? “doing a line..” you sound like someone’s Da! I like the cockmunch mp3 player bit though, well done.
If you had an MA in Cockmunching do you think you’d be able to sort out that mp3 player? I heard you can do one at the University of Diddywank in Bournemouth, Arizona.
You dont even need to go there. You can buy one on the internet.
Fuck you, I read consistantly. Film Studies? You know Harvey O’Brien? All consumer goods are manufucatred as quickly and cheaply as possible these days as the control has shifted to the retailer and the margins at all stages of the “value chain” have been cut to the bone. Ergo: they are all shit.
Dance monkey, dance! Or in other words, I read you in Google reader, so I might not appear as a stats blimp. Carry on.
Would’nt worry about low numbers. This weather, heat, bank holidays, who stays in staring at a screen ?
See Mulley hacked into Data Commissioners website (allegedly) - he must be staying in.
I’m like the wind.
A monkey in a hat is gonna grab anyone by the balls though.
Why does everyone have little colourful boxes to the right of their comments?
Will I get one?
I want one.
*stomps feet*
PS - maybe you’re right not to tell her about the site
What the fuck, if I get pink I’ll go postal… Girls, eh?
Phew!
I read and I’m a relatively new reader too although I can’t remember how I got here first.
It’s like anything you do regularly. Now and again it just feels a bit crap and stale. I think all bloggers get blogging ennui and often around the year mark too. Stick with it though and it’ll get better again. I’m in my third year now and glad I didn’t pack it in the few times I felt it was all becoming too much of an effort.
If it helps - it doesn’t feel like it’s stale at all. it reads well. I like it. I reckon this is just a bout of what ails us all occasionally.
Anyway, it does a body good to hash out some written spew from time to time. And when people take time to leave a comment it helps too.
What colour will my Ukranian kitchen tile be, I wonder?
Navy blue! How nautical! I like!
what Green Ink said.
I see you all like the monkey.
I might make him the blog mascot.
First one who figures out how to get the monkey as an avatavatavatavar or whatever instead of a Ukranian floor tile wins a monkey.
monkey monkey monkey.
monkey.
monkey.
Personally i think all online blogs are pointless, yours is the only one i read and thats only because i know you and even then i only read it on my mobile phone as i can’t be arsed going through the hassle of logging on to read it…still though, a monkey in a hat? Nice one!
fuck you geeballs! you read it because it’s fucking hilarious.
why has your blog made me look like a potato? i don’t look like a potato.
Gingerbeard - you’d better still read mine.
I used to read blogs a lot and comment a lot, but couldn’t be
arsed much these days.
Besides I think if something actually moves me enough for me
to spend my valuable time writing a comment I think the blogger
should feel pretty damn grateful.