yeah yeah, I’m gonna be 36 in less than a week. Boo hoo. And I’m married with children. I even do the Al Bundy move with the hand in the waistband, but I’m not banging Christina Applegate.
In your thirties you need a beard if you have not had one yet. Try it for six months. It helps. You look older and then when you shave you’re miraculously younger looking.
happy birthday, you young fucker. I’m 34 and married with 2 six-year-olds. I wouldn’t change it, mind you, I’m a lucky bugger all said, but what the hell happened to touring Russia for a year on a motorbike?
yeah yeah, I’m gonna be 36 in less than a week. Boo hoo. And I’m married with children. I even do the Al Bundy move with the hand in the waistband, but I’m not banging Christina Applegate.
In your thirties you need a beard if you have not had one yet. Try it for six months. It helps. You look older and then when you shave you’re miraculously younger looking.
Oh get over it. Thirty one is not old. (It is, of course, the start of your fourth decade.)
happy birthday! and please tell me that your mam actually made that cake for you?
Actually I made it
You shold have gotten 31 in binary on your cake. Nerdalicious.
actually hexadecimal would be better.
Go out there and get some tail ! Do a Ronnie wood and bag yourself a russian teen. Or a Drimnagh yoke, whichever is closest to you at the time
He’s not as old as Ronnie Wood. He’s not as wrinkly either.
You grumpy old bastard…
Green Ink, I already have a beard. It’s fullsome and wonderful. And can either be a chick magnet or repellent.
Cheers dudes!
Oh, about the cake.
I made it in photoshop. My mam bought me a plant. WHich I actually wanted. I’m so old..
disappointed. i was hoping i could cadge a slice.
happy birthday, you young fucker. I’m 34 and married with 2 six-year-olds. I wouldn’t change it, mind you, I’m a lucky bugger all said, but what the hell happened to touring Russia for a year on a motorbike?
Plant, eh? Fag
That’s 13 years away for me.
Your cake looks remarkably similar to the one Mr Burns made for Homer when he and Marge got inducted into the wealthy people club.
Belated happy buuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrtday..
14 comments on your lbog & there is someone up there ^^^^ called “Dont worry, gee happy”.
Best birthday ever, if you ask me.