Pat Dolan Loves Burgers
Fame Grilled Whopper lolz
For anyone who doesn’t know, Pat Dolan is a moderately successful ex -Eircom League football manager turned media whore and Eamon Dunphy wannabe. Dolan has a column in the Daily Star and an all too regular, and all too regularly embarassing slot on Setanta Sports premier league coverage.
Even Andy Townsend wants to batter the shit out of him.
Widescreen was invented for Pat.
He also has a ridiculous haircut, a shit accent, and an extremely high opinion of himself despite the fact that he is, indeed, a notorious (B.I.G) fucking eejit.
Here’s Pat scoffing down a triple decker meat feast and goliath fries in Burger King the other day. Just look at him, licking the meat juices from the palm of his hand as he pretends to read a broadsheet newspaper.
The cunt just oozes class. Look, he even brought in his own can of coke, the knacker.
And it appears that the ‘media’ section of his his Wikipedia page has been vandalised too.
Why the fuck does he have a Wikipedia page anyway? All you need to know is that he is a disgraceful fucking mess of a human being who loves burgers so much he licks them off his hands. While sitting on his own. In Burger King.
Ha ha, best post in ages. Own can of coke the knacker!! Classic.
Have you seen the photo of him in his rap clobber with the reading massive!
Hilarious.
Never heard of the guy, but he does look like a fucking eejit. Well noticed on the can of coke. He’ll probably rob a bunch of serviettes for his home on the was out.
Ha!
He tries to come across as all pious and shit but there he is, licking his hands in a greasy spoon.
like me.
Pat Dolan loves cock.
He talks about it enough!!!
I would like to point out that I didnt steal any serviettes as I had stocked up earlier in a kebab shop… as for the coke can , give me a break , there was a special offer on in ALDI all week.
Also I didnt use a greasy spoon as I am a great admirer of Moroccan culture and enjoy using my fingers when I am dining. Andy Townsend has never battered me and has never worked in Burdocks as far as I know. I will admit that widescreen tv was invented with me in mind and that I wasnt actually reading the broadsheet , it was simply left over from a previous portion of fish and chips. I hope these facts clarify events of the night and hope that we can all be friends in time. Your wisdom is both humbling , and , inspiring and I hope that your quest for peace and enlightenment leads to the fulfilment that is obviously your destiny.
Yours in quintuble burger and fries ( but no can of coke thank you )
Patrick
hey, i know the guy that took that pic. Who posted this????????
I did.
Welcome to the internet!
Fairs f*cks to you Pat