The Pickle Matrix
I popped into Burger King today for the first time in ages.
I asked for a burger – nothing more – and handed over a fiver.
The girl behind the till took my fiver and stuck her hand out. So I shook it. She didn’t respond well. Turns out I needed to hand over another 30c.
That’s five euro fucking thirty for a fucking burger. Not a burger and chips, not a burger and coke, not even a burger and a handjob around the back. Just a burger. Two bits of cheap sugary bread, a bit of reconstituted beef substitute and some scaldy Granby rashers, liberally coated in ‘authentic flame grill flavour’ from a massive bottle.
These cunts are single handedly keeping the economy afloat.
Next time I’ll order chips and an ice cream. Give it 6 months and we’ll all be rich again. Celtic Tiger me hole. Celtic Cow I’ll call it.
Robbing cunts. It tasted like fetid shite too.
Whats the most expensive shit you’ve ever eaten?
€5,30 for a poxy burger. What a fucking rip-off. You’d probably have benn better off eating the fiver.
Check this out… a $25,000 sundae with edible gold.
EDIBLE FUCKING GOLD.
It’s a good indicator that you have enough money when you can eat gold.
http://www.boingboing.net/2006/02/14/worlds-most-expensiv.html
I ate in Tinakilly House once. Don’t know how much it cost, but I’m guessing a lot, and dinner was a few leaves and a square of manky paté.
I once ate a Ming Vase, it was dissapointing
Your ma.
Scrambled Fabergé egg, not all it was cracked up to be.
mary harney’s haircut