Simply Havin’..
ho ho haaaaaaarghhh
‘..a wonderful Christmas time.’
So wafted the words of the world’s biggest cunt Paul McCarthy as I walked home past some shithole social club tonight. You know the type of place. A shitty pile of bricks in the middle of a fast food littered car park, itself located in the middle of some vast series of football fields heaving with underage drinking, vomiting and fumbled drunken handjobs.
Worse than hearing the song was hearing people sing along as they stood out in the mid November drizzle sucking down Superkings and swigging from their cheap watered down ‘Suddy & Reds’ and vile neon coloured alcopops.
And you just know that these are the type of cunts who complain that ‘it gets earlier every year’ and that ‘the ESB costs a fortune’ while they festoon their nylon clad child filled hovel in some identikit housing estate with crass neon baubles and luminous mechanic reindeer for 30 days each side of Christmas.
Fuck the lot of them, and fuck you if you think it’s ok.
And fuck Christmas up the arse. Santa Claus can suck my cock. Jesus can ask me bollix too.
One For The Road is angry.
Sometimes, I stop by here, just for that reassured feeling I get.
That I’m not the only one.
Did you come across Georgie Burgess?
Beautiful. Just brings a happy tear to my eye to hear such a wonderful sentiment.
My God – what’s wrong with you?
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Damien Mulley » Blog Archive » Fluffy Links - Tuesday November 25th 2008 said this on November 25, 2008 at 5:13 am
What was all that about the season of goodwill ?
And I thought that Bad Santa was a bit radical but my jaysus there is not much festive cheer around here. I wonder what you are like in the January sales.