Not So Bright Sparks
NO!!!! NOT THE RED WIRE!!!!!!
Greedy fat cat ELECTRICIANS are planning to hold the entire country to RANSOM over their sickening wage demands, OFTR has learnt.
Sources close to the national electricians union have warned that unless bosses PAY-UP sooner rather than later, the’ll plunge the whole country into DARKNESS for days on end.
GREEDY
And while the average Joe and Mary Tayto STRUGGLE to get by in the middle of a GLOBAL RECESSION which has seen dole figures rise to over 400,000 in recent months, the greedy sparks are looking for a WHOPPING pay rise of up to 11.4%
PERVERTS
Sparks and chippies were among the high flyers during the good times of the Celtic Tiger, with even the worst of the trade charging up to €50 PER HOUR for even simple tasks like wiring a plug or changing a LIGHTBULB and in many cases, 22 year old Dublin electricians were clearing a massive €1000 per week which they SPUNKED away on houses in Duleek, Hyundai Coupés and perverted lapdancing trips to LIVERPOOL.
FIDDLE
Most of these jobsworths, because they were self employed, enjoyed the fruits of a hopelessly imept TAX SYYSTEM and even refused to accept cheques from customers wanting to get their GRUBBY hands on cold hard cash instead, so that they could FIDDLE the taxman.
Not caring that times are hard, they now threaten strike action should they not be given even MORE money, rather then give up 10% of their wages, like the entire PUBLIC SECTOR recently did.
BUCKET
It is this publication’s opinion that the next time you pass a spotty youth in a pair of SNICKERS overalls carrying one of those little yellow screwdrivers with the lightbulb inside, you should IMMEDIATELY ruch to the nearest water source, fill a BUCKET and throw it over him.
Did you ever think of writing for the Star or the Sun? You’re right though!
Maybe you could squeeze the phrase “SEX FIEND” in there too.
and perhaps something like “an electrician was also possibly responsible for the disappearance of MADDY MCCANN and the death of DIANA THE PRINCESS OF HEARTS although there is no evidence to back this up”
WEIGHT LOSS, FREE, NEW, BONUS, SUMMER SUN
… RACIST
the three eejits picketing the site next door are sitting on the kerb dribbling ice cream while the rest of the doozers get on with it. i’d say they’ll be wild popular when they decide to come back to work.
They were kicking a fuckin football around at one stage Rosie.
“Give us more money”
they say.
“Go fuck yourselves” is what they should be told.
The TEEU has a great sense of timing. Look for a rise when places are closing down and others are barely holding onto their jobs !
An immoral lot.
We should all get Pokémon, that’ll put the cunts out of business for good