Strip Tease

Look at these with your eyes and brain…

1. The Weekend Cometh…And Goeth

Fucking sport. Why do we bother. Espescially on weekends when Ireland play in both Soccer and Rugby. And espescially when they’re both as shit as each other..

 

2. Deconstructing Coolness.

When did wearing logos from childhood tv become cool and not nerdy? I don’t know, I’m going to guess about 1996, but thank fuck it did. It hasn’t got me any more women, but I know their boyfriends are really jealous…

3. The Gombeen

13th September 2007. The destruction of a national football team by one man. Well, two men if you include John Delaney. Poor old Stan. We love him because he reminds us of Dougal, but we think he’s crap at what he does for a living and he makes our country a laughing stock to millions of people we’ll never meet..

 

4. Bertie’s Junkets

Winter is fair drawin in, and Bertie Ahern is still lying to the Irish people about where he got all of his massive bags of filthy folding stuff, where he put it, why he forgot about it and what he’s going to do to make things right. But in the middle of this maelstrom, the fat little Northsider still managed to go and see his country get humiliated by a bunch of men who urinate on the street as a national pastime.

5. TD’s on drugs!

Yep. Cocaine use is so boring that even dull old farts in Dáil Eireann and the clergy are up all night talking bollocks to each other. Does it still feel cool? Does it fuck. Best thing a politician has ever done in the war on drugs..

6. That’s What Friends Are For..

Doffing my cap to the understanding friends who have helped me in my time of need.

7. Buscunts

November 2007. Dublin Bus “drivers” north of the Liffey went on Strike for a week because they are a bunch of lazy whiney, mouthy, brain damaged, ill considerate fuckwits with the collective suggestability of a group of  hypnotized sheep who do “wharever d’union tellzemteh”.