Make Up, Biffo Style

Seeing as Biffo is a bit more of a man’s man than Bertie ever was - I mean, you can’t imagine him hanging around with fucking Westlife, attending some shite film premiere or poncing about like a tit in a beige linen suit like Bertie used to - then surely he’ll forego all that metrosexual [...]

Don’t Let The Door Hit Your Ego On The Way Out

Anyone going to the Taoiseach’s leaving do on the 6th?
Anyone?
No?
Good.

Guan Ourra Dat

I think my photoshopping skills are coming along quite nicely thank you very much.
Turns out the hippies were right. We are allowing the yanks and Bertie to gently fuck us up the arse…
Click to embiggen etc..

Bertie Ahern Fingers His Mother

When asked today at the Mahon Tribunal where he came across the £7,000 that mysteriously appeared in his bank account / matress in May of 1994, the Taoiseach replied “I was gev it by me ma”.
His ma. What, to buy some fuckin sweets was it?! To go with his mates down the ‘baths’?
I personally know [...]

Anyone Up For Some Mischief?

‘Mischievous‘.
Thats what the Governments official line is. Anyone who dares to suggest that Bertram Ahern took £10,000 (or possibly £20,000) from Manchester businessman Norman Turner in exchange for an Irish Passport (cost at the time: £35) while waiting to hear the outcome of his request for a Casino to be built in the middle of [...]

Bertie Bocht

 
Following a u-turn in ministerial support for the proposed pay hikes for this, the most inept and underperforming government in recent memory, thus delaying them until next year, your benevolent leader had this to say:
“Never has a government since 1969 rejected it. They have phased it and delayed it, but never rejected it. This government [...]