Bertie: Doesn’t Like Solicitors, Loves Celebrities (like Nicky).

Squeaky clean Bertie ‘Moonface’ Ahern has today hinted at putting an end to the system of self regulation among solicitors in this country. The move comes after months of scandals in which over 90% of the 200,000 solicitors currently working in Ireland have been summonsed to various courts around the land to explain their nefarious [...]

Eh..Eh..Eh..I Don’t Remember, Bud.

  I remember 1994. I remember it quite clearly. Obviously I don’t remember little things like what I had for dinner on the 3rd of June, or how many pens I had in my pencil case, but major incidents - espescially those involving money - have stuck with me.
 
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Flagin

After last week’s hoo-haa about black children being banished to their own ghettoised schools in Dublin, Bertie Ahern is spearheading a new inclusivity programme in which foreign nationals will be integrated into their new localities by the locals themselves.
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