De Horses!! Why Didn’t I Not Think Of Dat More Earlierly?

Fucking snake.
See Frankie Dettori’s bollix there? Don’t confuse it with Bertie’s neck.

Brian Cowen Shuffles Cabinet

Sorry.

Original Prankster

I have it on good authority that Bertie Ahern is such a massive cunt that when certain staff in the Taoiseach’s Office* in Leinster House are unfortunate enough to be taking a slash when Bertie walks in to the toilet, he does that old twelve year old’s trick of pushing their backs towards the wall [...]

Bertie Ahern Fingers His Mother

When asked today at the Mahon Tribunal where he came across the £7,000 that mysteriously appeared in his bank account / matress in May of 1994, the Taoiseach replied “I was gev it by me ma”.
His ma. What, to buy some fuckin sweets was it?! To go with his mates down the ‘baths’?
I personally know [...]

Good Grief…

I was a little bored in work this afternoon, and the Internet was down, so I clicked onto Microsoft Paint and drew a picture of Bertie Ahern.
Doesn’t he look a lot like Charlie Brown?

Anyone Up For Some Mischief?

‘Mischievous‘.
Thats what the Governments official line is. Anyone who dares to suggest that Bertram Ahern took £10,000 (or possibly £20,000) from Manchester businessman Norman Turner in exchange for an Irish Passport (cost at the time: £35) while waiting to hear the outcome of his request for a Casino to be built in the middle of [...]