Viking & I

I’m off to sunny Roskilde for a few days to get pissed and watch Slayer and Jay-Z and My Bloody Valentine with a load of Tuborg swilling Scandanavians. And a bloke from Wexford.
Then I’m of to Copenhagen for a few days to have a gander at the jazz festival. I may even pretend to like [...]

Stupid Date Clashes Are Ruining My Life

14th of June. Why does everything happen on the 14th of June?

Original Prankster

I have it on good authority that Bertie Ahern is such a massive cunt that when certain staff in the Taoiseach’s Office* in Leinster House are unfortunate enough to be taking a slash when Bertie walks in to the toilet, he does that old twelve year old’s trick of pushing their backs towards the wall [...]

Oh No! How Will We Get Pissed Now?!

New measures to help combat hard working, tax paying, grown up and responsible Irish adults going out and enjoying themselves were announced by some fat prick minister today.
You see, all the problems in this country are down to 20 and 30 somethings getting wrecked at the weekends, having a bit of a dance, eating shit [...]

Things To Do In Dublin On A Thursday Night

Go to Bruxelles. Drink several pints of Guinness. Go towards that Gotham place for food, but decide that 12 quid is too much to pay for a fucking burger. Go to Eddie Rockets next door but decide it’s too shit and that you simply can’t eat there because it’s not 1995 anymore.

Shockumentary!! Irish Men Like Hookers And Beer!!

I know. I can’t believe it either. A mere 10 years after Ryanair decided to schedule daily flights to Latvia - the home of the prostitute - and Irish men about to embark on a lifetime of Catholic wedded bliss decided to visit Riga by the lorry load, a ’shocking’ French ‘undercover documentary’ is [...]