Shockumentary!! Irish Men Like Hookers And Beer!!

I know. I can’t believe it either. A mere 10 years after Ryanair decided to schedule daily flights to Latvia - the home of the prostitute - and Irish men about to embark on a lifetime of Catholic wedded bliss decided to visit Riga by the lorry load, a ’shocking’ French ‘undercover documentary’ is [...]

Some Things What I Have Learnt

 
After my failed attempt to win two awards the other night in what was obviously a huge fix, I came to notice a few things. 

Grandad’s beard is epic.

Twenty’s ‘beard’ is not.

Sinead Gleeson has a really lovely voice.

The Beaut.ie girls are all rides.

The Barmen in the Alexander hotel move slower than a sloth crawling through custard.

Rua is [...]

Better Than Bryan McFadden

Bit of a late riser this morning. At a christening yesterday, which, surprise surprise, turned into a bit of a session. I haven’t gone to the pub on Sunday in about 6 months - I just don’t like Sunday pub crowds. Every screeching tart in town comes out all dolled up with their football [...]

Urgh

Bleurgh.
It’s 7pm on a Saturday and I feel like shite. I can’t believe that at the age of 30, I still make so many schoolboy errors when it comes to consumption of alcohol.
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Taxi Bastard

So there I was, outside Hogans at 3am with two lovely ladies (well one lovely lady and one hulking brute) planning the rest of my night. I felt that I wasn’t drunk enough yet for a Saturday night, and my mates had just deserted me, so the plan was that I’d charm them in [...]

God Bless God

Easter’s a bit of a strange religious festival. Not half as good as Christmas where people give you loads of stuff that you want, and some stuff that you don’t want, and everywhere you go people offer you cans of cider and bottles of wine. I suppose it was better when you were a kid [...]