Viking & I

I’m off to sunny Roskilde for a few days to get pissed and watch Slayer and Jay-Z and My Bloody Valentine with a load of Tuborg swilling Scandanavians. And a bloke from Wexford.
Then I’m of to Copenhagen for a few days to have a gander at the jazz festival. I may even pretend to like [...]

Stupid Date Clashes Are Ruining My Life

14th of June. Why does everything happen on the 14th of June?

Shockumentary!! Irish Men Like Hookers And Beer!!

I know. I can’t believe it either. A mere 10 years after Ryanair decided to schedule daily flights to Latvia - the home of the prostitute - and Irish men about to embark on a lifetime of Catholic wedded bliss decided to visit Riga by the lorry load, a ’shocking’ French ‘undercover documentary’ is [...]

Sometimes Dreams Can Come True

Ticket for Roskilde 2008 landed on my doormat last Monday.
On Tuesday, My Bloody Valentine were confirmed to play.
Sometimes life is so fucking sweet.

Taxi Bastard

So there I was, outside Hogans at 3am with two lovely ladies (well one lovely lady and one hulking brute) planning the rest of my night. I felt that I wasn’t drunk enough yet for a Saturday night, and my mates had just deserted me, so the plan was that I’d charm them in [...]

Guinness Viagra

And so it came to pass that myself and someone I had met only 12 hours previously were in a minicab in London being driven past Buckingham Palace by some Nigerian fella at about 4am.
Somehow the conversation turned to a drink that is apparently popular in Nigeria that is supposed to give a man a [...]