Being the only person in the country who has actually read the Lisbon Treaty - you know, the thingy that 30% of the population are going to vote on in a few days - I thought I’d fill you in on some the major points, in laymans terms..
May 28, 2008
Categories: Irelands Brutal Sports Teams, Makey Up Stuff, Yurp . Tags: FAI, Lesbian Sweetie, Lesbian Treaty, LIsbon Treaty . Author: oftroad . Comments: 12 Comments
Imagine my joy when a lovely glossy, colourdey brochure dropped in my letterbox the other day. A message from the government! Oooh! It’s the thing they’ve been talking about on the telly! The National Emergency Plan! Huzzah!
April 21, 2008
Categories: Cool Stuff, Fantastic Ideas, Makey Up Stuff . Tags: Heroes, National Emergency Plan, Zombies . Author: oftroad . Comments: 11 Comments
Guy Wallace - ha ha - his name is ‘Guy’ you know, like a dude - ho ho - was the 17 year old English penis pianist, (and future captain of the English rugby team by all heart wrenching media accounts) who’s finger - ha ha- was severed - tee hee - by a group [...]
March 26, 2008
Categories: Makey Up Stuff, Meeja, Mild Racism, Tales From The City . Tags: Fences, Fingers, Karma, Lies, St. Patricks Day . Author: oftroad . Comments: 16 Comments
Thats right folks. In a desperate bid to win over the judges of the Irish Blog awards, I have decided to upload a shiteload of scans from the funniest publication ever to have been handed out free in the history of Dublin.
February 17, 2008
Categories: Legends, Makey Up Stuff, Meeja, Mild Racism . Tags: The Slate . Author: oftroad . Comments: 10 Comments
One For The Road can exclusively reveal conclusive photographic proof that Mary Harney, Minister for Health, WAS actually at the Superbowl after all like the hilariously named blueshirt Alan Shatter has suggested.
Harney was in attendance with Kerry footballer and Mr. Universe 2008 contestant Colm Cooper.
Cooper’s bones are in that bucket.
I’m implying that Harney ate [...]
February 7, 2008
Categories: Makey Up Stuff . Tags: Mary Harney, SUperbowl . Author: oftroad . Comments: 6 Comments
As a pretty eventful 2007 - for some of us at least - comes roaring to a close, One For The Road’s resident Astrologer, ‘Mystic Seamus’, takes a look at what 2008 has in store for you. Be warned though. It’s not looking very good..
December 29, 2007
Categories: Makey Up Stuff, Observations . Tags: 2008, Horoscopes, Rubbish . Author: oftroad . Comments: 10 Comments