Good Golly!

So there I was, buying a card for my mate’s new baby in Tutthills newsagents in the leper colony that is the Mill Centre in Clondalkin Village, when this caught my eye.
A fucking Gollywog!!
Seeing as the baby is half Polish, I excitedly began searching for a shaven headded plumber doll with a six pack of [...]

Lets All Laugh At This Prick

Guy Wallace - ha ha - his name is ‘Guy’ you know, like a dude - ho ho - was the 17 year old English penis pianist, (and future captain of the English rugby team by all heart wrenching media accounts) who’s finger - ha ha- was severed - tee hee - by a group [...]

Holy Fucking Shit!

Thats right folks. In a desperate bid to win over the judges of the Irish Blog awards, I have decided to upload a shiteload of scans from the funniest publication ever to have been handed out free in the history of Dublin.

Lip Up, Fatty.

Apparently it’s budget time again folks. Time to pretend that you understand about VAT and PAYE and Mortgage relief and Stamp Duty for first time buyers and all that other boring stuff. Time to pretend you know how much the Children’s Allowance is so that you can nod sagely when some oul one in your [...]

Rough Guide To Spiceburgers

 

Thinking of coming to Ireland? You should. It’s great. However, there’s some things that you may not pick up from the usual Rough Guides or Lonely Planets, who like to give off the impression that we’re the friendliest creatures on the earth and that it’s all tin whistles, cabbage for breakfast and craic 24-7.
 
Here’s OneForTheRoad’s [...]

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Flagin

After last week’s hoo-haa about black children being banished to their own ghettoised schools in Dublin, Bertie Ahern is spearheading a new inclusivity programme in which foreign nationals will be integrated into their new localities by the locals themselves.