So there I was, buying a card for my mate’s new baby in Tutthills newsagents in the leper colony that is the Mill Centre in Clondalkin Village, when this caught my eye.
A fucking Gollywog!!
Seeing as the baby is half Polish, I excitedly began searching for a shaven headded plumber doll with a six pack of [...]
May 13, 2008
Categories: Mild Racism, Observations . Tags: Racism, Gollywogs, Toys, Babys . Author: oftroad . Comments: 46 Comments
Guy Wallace - ha ha - his name is ‘Guy’ you know, like a dude - ho ho - was the 17 year old English penis pianist, (and future captain of the English rugby team by all heart wrenching media accounts) who’s finger - ha ha- was severed - tee hee - by a group [...]
March 26, 2008
Categories: Makey Up Stuff, Meeja, Mild Racism, Tales From The City . Tags: Fences, Fingers, Karma, Lies, St. Patricks Day . Author: oftroad . Comments: 16 Comments
Thats right folks. In a desperate bid to win over the judges of the Irish Blog awards, I have decided to upload a shiteload of scans from the funniest publication ever to have been handed out free in the history of Dublin.
February 17, 2008
Categories: Legends, Makey Up Stuff, Meeja, Mild Racism . Tags: The Slate . Author: oftroad . Comments: 10 Comments
Apparently it’s budget time again folks. Time to pretend that you understand about VAT and PAYE and Mortgage relief and Stamp Duty for first time buyers and all that other boring stuff. Time to pretend you know how much the Children’s Allowance is so that you can nod sagely when some oul one in your [...]
December 6, 2007
Categories: Brown Envelopes, Mild Racism, Observations, Yurp . Tags: Biffos, Budget, Drink, Poland . Author: oftroad . Comments: 5 Comments
Thinking of coming to Ireland? You should. It’s great. However, there’s some things that you may not pick up from the usual Rough Guides or Lonely Planets, who like to give off the impression that we’re the friendliest creatures on the earth and that it’s all tin whistles, cabbage for breakfast and craic 24-7.
Here’s OneForTheRoad’s [...]
November 11, 2007
Categories: Gullible Travels, Makey Up Stuff, Mild Racism . Tags: Ireland, Tourists, Travel Tips, Yurp . Author: oftroad . Comments: 6 Comments
After last week’s hoo-haa about black children being banished to their own ghettoised schools in Dublin, Bertie Ahern is spearheading a new inclusivity programme in which foreign nationals will be integrated into their new localities by the locals themselves.
September 8, 2007
Categories: Bertie, Mild Racism, Tales From The City, Wurld Wurd Wurb . Tags: Dubs . Author: oftroad . Comments: No Comments