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So there I was, buying a card for my mate’s new baby in Tutthills newsagents in the leper colony that is the Mill Centre in Clondalkin Village, when this caught my eye.
A fucking Gollywog!!
Seeing as the baby is half Polish, I excitedly began searching for a shaven headded plumber doll with a six pack of [...]
What the fuck is the story with Phantom FM on a Saturday morning? The one time I really want to listen to the usual shite American indie by numbers and generic Irish gypsie rock that they usually specialise in churning out by the bucketload and all they have is waffle. Pure waffle.
Breakfast rolls, milky tea, tayto crips, burger bites, time bars, calypsos, caffreys easter eggs, snow cones, sliced ham, tea cakes, barn brack, tweed jackets, spice burgers, white pudding, fried bread, soda bread, battered sausages, batter burgers, long trays, curry chips, fried cabbage, potato bread, red lemonade, stuff that doesn’t work, shite drugs, Katy French, Irish [...]
I was talking to a Polish friend last night. There was a massive gang of us in Áras Chrónain watching Kila, (who were as epic as always by the way) and somehow the conversation got onto wooden spoons. She’s preggers you see, and was patting her belly in time with the music, and someone mentioned [...]
So there I was, happily queuing up in the Centra near the Bleeding Horse this afternoon, forgetting to buy both bread AND a paper, when I decided I better take my earphones out - you know, to be polite to the lad behind the counter. And also cos he was a foreign and would probably [...]
After my failed attempt to win two awards the other night in what was obviously a huge fix, I came to notice a few things.
Grandad’s beard is epic.
Twenty’s ‘beard’ is not.
Sinead Gleeson has a really lovely voice.
The Beaut.ie girls are all rides.
The Barmen in the Alexander hotel move slower than a sloth crawling through custard.
Rua is [...]
