Original Prankster

I have it on good authority that Bertie Ahern is such a massive cunt that when certain staff in the Taoiseach’s Office* in Leinster House are unfortunate enough to be taking a slash when Bertie walks in to the toilet, he does that old twelve year old’s trick of pushing their backs towards the wall [...]

Ticketbastard 2.0

Not happy with having a monopoly on selling overpriced tickets to hapless Irish punters for everything from shodilly arranged music festivals, regular gigs in toilet venues, poncey plays and embarassingly bad sports matches, Ticketmaster.ie, despite their hollow protests of innocence, have apparently now moved into downright illegal touting.

Get Fit Or Die Tryin’

So Martin Foley was shot again over the weekend. The man hilariously nicknamed ‘The Viper’ has now been shot more times than US rapper 50 Cent, although he hasn’t had the monetary success that the colander like ‘Fiddy’ has as a result of his being a ‘Gangsta’.

Enda Kenny Meets Simon Cowell

I’m being quite lazy today after my hectic weekend and I’m just doing a youtube post. So there.

The Sheriff’s In Town

Ah January. It really is the shittiest of months. Ever since New Years Eve, it’s been snowing, raining, freezing, raining some more, there was a bit of a ‘Dublin Tsunami’ across the city centre yesterday afternoon when foul smelling water flooded up from the drains because of the ridiculously Biblical downpour and briefly transformed Dublin [...]

Evening Bollocks

So what’s happening out there in the world outside of the pub? Someone tell me. Cos I don’t have a fucking clue. I haven’t read a paper in about a week and haven’t seen the news in even longer. And to be honest, it doesn’t make much difference to my life, except that it [...]