Gardaí Are Lovely

Seeing as I’m going away in about 5 weeks and my passport expired in March, I had to make one of my extremely rare visits to the local pig pen today to get one of the human haystacks to scrawl on it in crayon and allow me to flee the country with wild abandon for [...]

High Court..

What a fucking idiot.
What do you think the last thing you should do is when you’re a 17 year old who’s up in court for selling a bit of dope? Apparently for Northsiders, the last thing you do is sit there quietly on your best behaviour and listen to the judge.
Thats because, being [...]

What’s In The Bag Lads?

So there I was, happily queuing up in the Centra near the Bleeding Horse this afternoon, forgetting to buy both bread AND a paper, when I decided I better take my earphones out - you know, to be polite to the lad behind the counter. And also cos he was a foreign and would probably [...]

Please Excuse My Language While I Go Off On A Rant Against Scumbags

I see one of those Polish lads that was attacked with a screwdriver in Drimnagh over the weekend has died. The other is still fighting for his life in some crumbling excuse for an Irish hospital as we speak.