Oh No! How Will We Get Pissed Now?!

New measures to help combat hard working, tax paying, grown up and responsible Irish adults going out and enjoying themselves were announced by some fat prick minister today.
You see, all the problems in this country are down to 20 and 30 somethings getting wrecked at the weekends, having a bit of a dance, eating shit [...]

Fuckin’ Deadly!!! Oh wait. Meh.

A few months ago, I bemoaned the decision to decide to put Queens of the Stone Age on in the Ambassador, saying that the biggest, baddest, riffiest and rockiest rock band on the planet should be playing somewhere like the RDS because growd up rockers like me, who like nothing more than a bit of [...]

High Court..

What a fucking idiot.
What do you think the last thing you should do is when you’re a 17 year old who’s up in court for selling a bit of dope? Apparently for Northsiders, the last thing you do is sit there quietly on your best behaviour and listen to the judge.
Thats because, being [...]

Boo Fucking Hoo

Globe straddling stadium rock dinosaurs U2 continue to endear themselves to their fellow man today, although for once it’s not Bono being a bastard. Nor is it the drummer or the one who used to ride Naomi Campbell. Or The Edge. No, this time it’s their tubby little svengali Paul McGuinness who’s been running his [...]

Down With This Sort Of Thing

In a week when the Archdiocese of Dublin finally ended it’s ‘Catholic’s First‘ school enrolement policy, some of the Protestants up the North refused to stop being reactionary muppets.

Why Do We Pay A License Fee Again?

RTE, as a brodcaster, is a strange sort of beast. Unlike the BBC who’s sole income comes from the UK License fee, and TV3 who’s income comes from whoring their holes out to UTV as well as from an endless stream of annoying ads, the national broadcaster seemingly has the best of both worlds.