Guan Ourra Dat

I think my photoshopping skills are coming along quite nicely thank you very much.
Turns out the hippies were right. We are allowing the yanks and Bertie to gently fuck us up the arse…
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Taxi Bastard

So there I was, outside Hogans at 3am with two lovely ladies (well one lovely lady and one hulking brute) planning the rest of my night. I felt that I wasn’t drunk enough yet for a Saturday night, and my mates had just deserted me, so the plan was that I’d charm them in [...]

Guinness Viagra

And so it came to pass that myself and someone I had met only 12 hours previously were in a minicab in London being driven past Buckingham Palace by some Nigerian fella at about 4am.
Somehow the conversation turned to a drink that is apparently popular in Nigeria that is supposed to give a man a [...]

Too Late Lads!

 
It’s sold out.
The ‘Girls Of Ryanair’ calender 2008 is sold out. Featuring a bevvy of busty beauties form both sides of the Irish sea and beyond, resplendent with their orange faces and porn star sophistication, this latest shameless advertising campaign by everyone’s favourite arsehole, Michael O’Leary, has somehow slipped under OFTR’s radar in recent weeks.

Operation Freeflow

Operation Freeflow came into effect this week. The annual “get a load of trainee Gardaí up from Templemore and plonk them in the middle of the Red Cow Roundabout and make them stand there like muppets” festival has gotten off to a flying start this year.

Bob Byrne For Taoiseach

I’m not the only one obsessed with all things bus related in the Irish blogosphere you know.
Bob Byrne, he of Clamnut Comics fame, has summed up all of our misery in one fell swoop here.