Den de den den den den..

This is how I feel.
It’s been a while, and I’m actually really nice, so fuck it. I’m Superbeard for the forseeable future.

The Breeders: Great / Portishead: Shite

I don’t review albums here. I don’t enjoy reading album reviews generally, espescially those blow by blow, track by track ones that treat an album like a mathematical equation, so I’m pretty sure that if I was to review an album, it would be rubbish.
However, seeing as they’re playing in Vicar St tonight, I will [...]

Love Is…..

I’m single.
Go and fuck yourselves.

Too Late Lads!

 
It’s sold out.
The ‘Girls Of Ryanair’ calender 2008 is sold out. Featuring a bevvy of busty beauties form both sides of the Irish sea and beyond, resplendent with their orange faces and porn star sophistication, this latest shameless advertising campaign by everyone’s favourite arsehole, Michael O’Leary, has somehow slipped under OFTR’s radar in recent weeks.

Blind-Drunk Date

 
I’m going out with a girl I met on the street tomorrow. I haven’t done that in 5 years. (Not because I’m an ogre, but I was otherwise spoken for). She’s not homeless either. Well, I don’t think she is. I have to admit to being slightly gee-eyed at the time. So was she though, [...]

French Toast

Can I get away with that headline yet?
I think so. Because it seems that the Irish Independent is treating the death of Katy French in much the same way that the Daily Mail in England treated (and still treats) the death of Princess Diana. And I remember everyone in Ireland making Diana jokes after about [...]