It’s Like A Parable, Only Shitter…

I remember when I was a kid, me and a load of my mates all had a day off school for some reason. There was a right old gang of us back then, and a day off represented a chance to do something outside the norm. To get up to some divilment.

The Truth About The Lisbon Treaty

Being the only person in the country who has actually read the Lisbon Treaty - you know, the thingy that 30% of the population are going to vote on in a few days - I thought I’d fill you in on some the major points, in laymans terms..

Lip Up, Fatty.

Apparently it’s budget time again folks. Time to pretend that you understand about VAT and PAYE and Mortgage relief and Stamp Duty for first time buyers and all that other boring stuff. Time to pretend you know how much the Children’s Allowance is so that you can nod sagely when some oul one in your [...]

A Pint Of Plain’s Yer On’y Man

Ha haaaa! Take that Fritz! In your face Pierre! Great news for alcoholics all over this great little nation today as EU bigwigs (thats the official term you know) buckled under the slightest amount of pressure and announced today that inside boozers, the pint will remain king for as long as we want.

Revenge…Irish Style

 
For those of you that don’t know, the Rugby World Cup is just starting. Now don’t be fooled into thinking that this is anything like the real World Cup - the football one - because there’s really only 8 countries in the whole world where this bizarre giant-peanut carrying is actually taken as a serious [...]