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Stealing from Tesco is the work of a gobshite

Tesco customers in the North Inner City as well as in Dolphin’s Barn on the South Side will now have lovely security tags on their supermarket meat to match the ones on their ankles.

Because they keep on stealing it.

Seems fair enough to me.

Although it being Tesco, I’m surprised that there was ever any food on the shelves to thieve anyway, seeing as the shittest of all shit supermarkets does well to keep it’s stores stocked with basics like milk and bread on a daily basis.

People who shop in Tesco are fucking idiots anyway.

They’re always dirty, and the staff are all dirty too.

This is their lowest moment yet.

Half a million unemployed, Social Welfare about to be cut, the banking system collapsing, two weeks from the most important budget in recent history, 100,000 thousand public servants going out on strike next Tuesday and this is what’s important to your Fianna Fail TD.

Yeah it was a pain in the hole, and a two week piss up in the rape and murder capital of the world would have appealed to a high percentage of Irish men, but let’s get this straight.

It was only a game of football.

The country is still fucked, and trying to divert attention like this is insulting to say the least.

Dermot Ahern can bollocks off too, bringing it up in the fucking Daíl.

Pathetic.