Celeb Attack!!
Celebrity – such as it is on this pathetic outcrop of rock – took a bit of a pasting in this edition, with then Irish ‘A’ Lister on account of having been on RTE for 5 minutes every Sunday night for a month Mickey Joe Harte’s mobile number being listed on the cover. Smashing stuff.
Also, some local news, advice on how to stage your own illegal rave, the all new Leaving Cert, how Ticketmaster works and a two page feature on the biggest shop assistant wankers in Dublin.
And, of course, me reviewing some more shite films.


is that gavin lambe murphy?
tis.
is the article about him missing? I’d like to see him murdered in front of me.
It was just a thing they did whereby you cut a celebrities face out of the magazine, dropped it in your jax and shat on it!